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Zombie Survial; yourdeath edition
Topic Started: Jul 13 2009, 05:18 PM (537 Views)
Wintermute
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Download it and fill it out. There are other versions out there that suck. I made this one.

ITT: Post results.
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Voyevoda
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RIP to the king of pop
You fucken serious winter? That's too much work.
Edited by Voyevoda, Jul 14 2009, 01:35 AM.
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Theme Song:
Shi No Numa Theme - The one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM4f25UNA3g

Slow Motion Song:
Half life 2 : Episode 2 Song 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CJyeDMb3A&feature=related&pos=4

or

Half life 2 Episode 2 : Valve - Last Legs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHaVdRk3Gtg

Side Kick is Alice from Resident Evil Extinction.
Location Is Washington state.
Strong Hold is a Federal Maximum Security Prison.
Main Weapon is a modified SAW machine gun
Secondary Weapon is a scoped or red dot sight M 14.
Edited by Casino, Jul 14 2009, 11:36 AM.
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Khatib
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You so CRAAZZYY!!
I'd probably use somewhere like the Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard complex for a stronghold. Far more remote and built to be more self sufficient than a prison.
I *still* hate Brett Favre.
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Ninjerk
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shut up and make your character sheet, faggot
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Been watching a lot of Magnum, P.I. lately so why not? The vest is self-explanatory (prefer to have a Colt 1911 as well, but whatever), the teflon coated EMT pants seemed like a reasonably good choice as well as a pair of good hiking boots. North Cali has low population density and I can only surmise it has plenty of game as well to keep me off MREs all the time. A good guard dog, decent whiskey, generic 4x4 pickup, and the rest of inventory ought to be self-explanatory.

Sidekick - Ellen Ripley is intelligent, resourceful, probably pretty easy to work with, and doesn't take shit.
G36K with AG36 grenade launcher is lightweight and apparently has a red dot sight and 3x scope combo straight from the factory, in case I have to pop some scavenging mother fuckers after my food stash.
Some tactical shotgun with plenty of readily available ammo for terminating the dead.

Casino: What's the smoke for?
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Voyevoda
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RIP to the king of pop
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I kept it simple.
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Casino
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I would use smoke for two reasons. I in case I needed to alert search and rescue after the zombies are dead (28 days later) or for cover. Like if I had to cross at an intersection by foot and zombies were unaware of me down the road I could pop smoke and run across without them seeing me. (If you go by some movies that show zombies only go after people and are unaware of things like smoke)
Edited by Casino, Jul 15 2009, 09:13 AM.
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Ninjerk
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voda are you wearing a paintball vest?
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Khatib
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You so CRAAZZYY!!
If they can't bite or scratch through it, that's all it would take, right?
I *still* hate Brett Favre.
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Khatib
Jul 14 2009, 06:16 PM
I'd probably use somewhere like the Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard complex for a stronghold. Far more remote and built to be more self sufficient than a prison.
I was thinking about a prison because there is no way a zombie could get through the electric fences and barbed wire. Also prisons have huge kitchens with enough food to feed 1000s of people. All you would have to do it leave the prisoners in their cell for about a month with out feeding them and that prob is solved. The watch towers also provide good sniping positions. The prisons also have backup generators to run the electronics, such as the cameras you could use to monitor the perimeter. Also more important normal people can't get into it to fuck up your life.

Edited by Casino, Jul 15 2009, 10:56 AM.
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Andro
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someone should make a black guy with all watermelons in his inventory. cuz that would be funE
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Jul 14 2009, 11:35 AM


Side Kick is Alice from Resident Evil Extinction.
Location Is Washington state.
Strong Hold is a Federal Maximum Security Prison.
Main Weapon is a modified SAW machine gun
Secondary Weapon is a scoped or red dot sight M 14.
Just curious do you live in Washington?
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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I live in Michigan but Northern Pacific coast Washington or Southern tip Alaska are my 2 favorite locations.
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Khatib
Jul 15 2009, 10:17 AM
If they can't bite or scratch through it, that's all it would take, right?
I guess so, although I can't remember seeing anyone getting bitten in most of the area that's covered by it in any zombie movie unless they were under a pile and fucked already. Not very versatile, either.
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Theme Song
Pantera - Walk


Slow Motion Battle Song
Lou Reed - Perfect Day


Main Weapon
SPAS 12 (The shot gun from Jurassic Park)

Secondary Weapon
Chain Sword

Sidekick
Ash Williams from Evil Dead 1&2 and Army of Darkness

Inventory
Case of 00 Buckshot
Case of MREs
Kukri (Combat Knife)
Emergency Medical Kit
and the largest Sweedish Firesteel I have ever seen, The Bunker The Bunker is a full 1/2 inch thick and 5-inches long (12.7 x 127mm). Capable of starting tens of thousands of fires,These huge firesteels give a shower of sparks like none other.
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Wintermute
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OH yea, and Casino, you can hang out with me. With all that shit you have, I could out run you if I broke both legs.
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Ninjerk what the fuck is that bullshit song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX-KjkdDozQ&feature=related >
I am teh &b
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I am teh &b
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no dervin or sephs

NO FORUMZ LUL
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"The strongest must rule if we are to survive" - Darth Malak
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